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mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

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geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

(via criostalaithe)

Source: fawnbabe
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via whovianpotterlocked)

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(via pizza)

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gay-manuel-de-homo-christ:

What if u got the hiccups while giving a blowjob

(via daaft-punkk)

Source: gay-manuel-de-homo-christ
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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via whovianpotterlocked)

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via justbefore-dawn)

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  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
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nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

(via pizza)

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