Text

sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

(via whovianpotterlocked)

Source: sodomymcscurvylegs
Photo Set

therealandycohen:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!

(via but-i-like-hope-puns)

Source: stand-up-comic-gifs
Text

prlncest:

stxygold-n:

prlncest:

"you look like your parents"

yeah i have this theory called genetics

Im not sure your theory is particularly valid cause I look NOTHING like my parents

if you don’t look like your parents why would someone say this to you

(via whovianpotterlocked)

Source: prlncest
Text

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(via whovianpotterlocked)

Source: pianti
Text

sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain

and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like a squirtle

(via whovianpotterlocked)

Source: shaunhasttings
Photo
Photo Set
Photo Set
Text

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via zackisontumblr)

Source: bursten
Photo